Go down in the dungeon. Kill everything you meet. Backstab your friends and steal their stuff. Grab the treasure and run.
Admit it. You love it.
Munchkinis the mega-hit card game about dungeon adventure . . . with none of that stupid roleplaying stuff. You and your friends compete to kill monsters and grab magic items. And what magic items! Don theHorny Helmetand theBoots of Butt-Kicking. Wield theStaff of Napalm. . . or maybe theChainsaw of Bloody Dismemberment. Start by slaughtering thePotted Plantand theDrooling Slime, and work your way up to thePlutonium Dragon. . .
And it's illustrated by John Kovalic!
Fast-playing and silly,Munchkincan reduce any roleplaying group to hysteria. And while they're laughing, you can steal their stuff.